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The “BAM” Explained - Weirdness Continues

August 5th, 2008 at 06:32 by MsUnderestimated

Oh, come on, people! As I said in the previous post, this is really creeping me out. This post at My.BarackObama.com was written back in January of this year, but I also stumbled upon it today and it gave me the same willies. The blind love and adoration of everything Barack. Only this blogger takes it to a whole ‘nother level:

As Barack worked the line following the close of his speech, there was a surge of people moving forward hoping to get close enough to shake Barack’s hand. Since I was standing about 20 feet back from center stage in the crowd, I felt the crowd down front tighten as many of us stood on our toes, stretched our bodies forward while reaching out to Barack. I noticed that a six foot tall guy who was standing in front of me had stretched far enough above the crowd and shook hands with Barack. As the guy drew back his hand I asked him, “You shook his hand didn’t you?” Happily the guy said “Yes.” I then said, “give me some of that” and the guy shook my hand with the same hand he had just clasped with Barack’s. A woman friend of mine who was standing next to me saw me shake hands with the guy. I turned to her and said “He [the guy] just shook hands with Barack,” to which she responded…”Hey, give it up.” We then shook hands. She then turned to the person next to her and shook hands. This chain of hand shakes went on for about five or six more persons.

…I call this hand-shake scenario the “BAM” because, descriptively, it takes a bit of Obama’s name and it’s the sound of a collision, of People Coming Together!

Ewww… hope someone had some hand sanitizer.

Again… can someone please explain these sheeple to me?

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