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Ready for A CAIR Bear?

December 3rd, 2007 at 08:53 by MsUnderestimated

***UPDATE BELOW***

God love him, that Neal Boortz. Today he was talking about the insanity in the Sudan about the British teacher being prosecuting for *GASP!* offending Islam by allowing a student to name a class teddy bear “Mohammed.” Are you ready for your dose of insensitivity? Get ready for the new CAIR Bears!

Here are just a few of the exciting CAIR Bears featured on the Rude News site:

Jihad Bear - Jihad Bear is at the front lines killing filthy Zionist Bears everywhere. Peace be upon him!

Scare Bear - Scare Bear has many hats. Sympathizer, Talking Head and even Film Producer. Whether its phony protests, fighting cartoons, blaming Israel or filming atrocities for Allah, Scare Bear is ready to indulge the Western media.

Sharia Bear - Sharia Bear is properly clothed, otherwise she will be stoned to death.

Mohammed Bear - Mohammed Bear fools all the other Bears (except Dhimmi Bear who is forced) into believing he is Holy. His followers go on to continually divide and harass the world while claiming to be victims. What a tricksey Bear he is!

Ahhhh… now THAT’S a true Mohammed bear!

Go visit and visit now to see the other bears. I urge you to go there (let’s hope the rabid Islamo-Nazis don’t shut it down) and encourage the owner to start making these bears for sale. Put me in for one of each. Somebody get some marketing mojo going and do this!

Thanks, Neal, for all you do.

***UPDATE***

Today on Neal’s show, he said that after his listeners deluged the CAIR bear site and posted many requests, the owners of the site told Neal that they are going to start producing these bears. They will send Neal the first they make. Isn’t this fantastic? I’m buying the whole clan of bears! INFIDEL FOR LIFE!

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