I’m Not a Marine - I Just Played One in a Movie
Here’s just another in a long list of reasons why I hate Hollywood. According to Contact Music today, Jake “Bareback Mountain” Gyllenhall is giving his opinion on what our men did in the first Gulf War. And just where does he get his “expertise?” Why, he should know because he portrayed that generally-disliked asshole, Anthony Swofford, in “Jarhead.”
From the short, but desperate prose:
GYLLENHAAL OFFENDS GULF WAR VETERANS
Movie star JAKE GYLLENHAAL has shocked American Gulf War veterans by joking they did nothing but “masturbate” during their time in the desert in 1991. The cheeky 25-year-old stars in JARHEAD, a movie exposing the US soldiers’ lack of combat in the Middle Eastern conflict. He said, “The US soldiers were sent to the desert for 122 days and they sat in the same tent and did nothing, except a little too much masturbating.”
Oh, really Jake? Did you do a little special research on your own? Or was the research for “Brokeback?” Either way, you’re a loser who portrays a loser in both movies mentioned here!
Ask any Marine vet you know about Swofford - they will tell you why they didn’t see Jarhead either. And why he doesn’t have the honor a Marine usually does.
My take is Jake is feeling slighted because his movie about gay cowboys didn’t get much mainstream critical acclaim, although it was widely and loudly touted by all of his Hollyweird buddies and liberal politicians. Just like most other mainstream movies these days, it was a flop.
Oh, here’s a weird image from the main page for the movie, “Jarhead.” I have no clue what it’s about because I didn’t see the movie. Whatever the reasoning behind it, it still creeps me out yet doesn’t surprise me. (If I hadn’t seen it at the original “Jarhead” the movie website, I would have sworn it was from the cover of a cheap gay porno VHS tape.)
Jake, you’re not fit to lick a Marine’s boots after he’s stepped in dog shit. And as Laura Ingraham would say, “Shut Up and…” Well, just SHUT UP! Jarhead you say? I’d call you a D**KHEAD!
Also seen at Cao’s Blog and Amy Proctor’s place,
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April 29th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Jeez, Jake. Do you really think a gay cowboy actor is going to influence my opinion about REAL MEN? The real men are the men in uniform (past and present). REAL uniforms, Jake. Not ones from Central Casting.
God, you actors are such pathetic morons and insipid fools.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Joyce:
Doesn’t that picture from the Jarhead website look like the cover of a bad gay porn VHS? HAHAHAHA…
Ms. U
April 29th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
MsUnderestimated, everything Hollywood puts out these days is gay. They are obsessed with queers. I don’t go to the movies anymore, because I like my men to have real balls. Not a bunch of pansies in girls underwear.
April 30th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
I don’t really care about your opinions of Jake Gyllenhaal or his movies, but you’ve got some glaring errors in your post. “Brokeback Mountain” was hardly a flop. Follow the link to imdb.com that you posted and you’ll see it had made $83 million as of April 16. Compare that to its budget of $14 million, and you’ve got a $69 million profit. On top of that, 86% of critics gave it favorable reviews, according to Rotten Tomatoes, which gathers reviews from across the country.
April 30th, 2006 at 11:48 pm
Gay- lenhall, I’m marine in my sixties,please say that to my face.
May 2nd, 2006 at 5:52 pm
By industry standards, Brokeback Mountain as well as most Hollywood drivel lately, has been average at BEST!
It was no Jurassic Park or Star Wars; heck it wasn’t even a Twister or Top Gun!
And as far as critical reviews goes…? The critics all wanted it to be popular, and for people to go see it so the filmmakers could shove their gay agenda down the throats of Americans. (no pun intended)
Ms. U
May 2nd, 2006 at 7:29 pm
If you want to go on thinking a 500% profit is a flop or judge movies you haven’t seen based on the gayness of the characters, don’t let me stop you.
May 2nd, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Profit percentage doesn’t mean anything. The stupid movie “Clerks” became a cult classic, made lots of money, but that doesn’t make it a “hit.”
Also, I’m not judging the movie on the “gayness” of the characters, but of the obvious propaganda the liberal reviewers and Hollyweird elites keep trying to make money with.
Ms. U
May 2nd, 2006 at 11:29 pm
Ms.Underestimated; I’ve come to a conclusion that is hard for my mind to refute. that conclusion is that no matter how many facts figures you,but your younger come up with to try and explain the facts of life to a liberal it rolls off their back like water from a duck.their emotions rule their minds,never giving their intellect a chance to absorbe any thing that fights against these feelings. and their belief that any thing some one else say’s can’t possible be right. I gave up arguing with them. It does no good.
May 3rd, 2006 at 5:59 pm
Jainphx, I couldn’t agree with you more. As a wise friend of mine says, “you can’t enlighten the unconscious.”
Ms. U