MsUnderestimated » 2006 » March

“Donkeys Gone Wild”

March 31st, 2006 at 08:57 by MsUnderestimated

Well, I gotta tell ya people… one of my posts on illegal immigration REALLY set the lefty moonbats on fire! They never disappoint, do they? It really spurred some very creative invective on their parts! (Well, no not really - more of the same crazy stuff, but it was fun, nonetheless.) Oh, SO much vituperation to go around, anybody care to share some with me? Hey, they loaded me up so I’ve got plenty to share; pick from the following shopping list of “things I never knew about myself.”

I’m un-Christian, a “repug” (whatever the heck that is), self-righteous, unconstructive, unhinged, piece of vitriol(e), a silent racist, and a bigoted brat. I am also a worshiper of national power, a wingnut, I live in a perpetual state of rage and will probably wind up in a mental institution, or washing dishes in a rightwing militia camp in Oregon somewhere.

I know nothing about the U.S. economy (except that it’s the best it’s been in decades); am a stalwart, a hate-spewer, and I apparently trigger uncontrolled mirth! Wow! What an achievement! I have diseased imaginings, am a member of a Republican focus group (where’s my membership card?), and somebody hopes my grandbabies will be brown. Oh, yes, and I’m a Klan member, a crazy lost soul, and I belong to a union (again, where’s my membership card?).

I’m a knucklehead, ignorant bigot, and an unstable, unhinged freak. As an “anti-choicer” (whatever that is, okay ya got me!), I will probably get knocked up by a shiftless, lazy, unemployable bastard that I will hate, but will have to spend the rest of my life caring for him and the resulting “offspring” (I’ve always called them “children,” personally - unless you prefer Murdering Molly’s term “fetal material”). And after that I’ll wind up in eternal hellfire because I idolize a coke-sniffing drunk.

It’s also suggested I’m an inhuman, poisonous form of life, and that I have anger issues (yes I do have anger issues, particularly when my country is threatened). And I have achieved all of this as I lived my life in a trailer in the backwoods of Georgia.

Now, wasn’t that enlightening, folks? Okay, enough about me… .I will adress a couple of points that were particularly egregious.

1. Regardless of what you think or say, Ann Coulter DOES believe what she says.

2. Four-dollar gas after Katrina has nothing to do with big oil companies - it has everything to do with supply (or in the case of Katrina, the lack thereof) and demand. When it was up at $4, I didn’t buy it because I didn’t need it. I waited until the free-market economy kicked in, prices went back down, and THEN I bought it.

3. Oh, so my “militaria wallpaper” means I have a small penis? Um… what about “Ms.” don’t you get? Oops! I can understand why those on the left can get confused sometimes… you know, “Brokeback” style. And according to another myrmidon, my military wallpaper indicates that I am “someone who loves to have very unequal power over the people.” Wha???? Ah… the “free-to-be, you-and-me, hug-a-tree, peace-at-any-price” crowd NEVER disappoints! Such astute observations! I do, however, believe in peace through superior firepower!

4. Free speech? How can crossing over into this country illegally, staying here after having committed that crime, and demanding rights, be considered “free speech?” Breaking the laws of this country is “free speech?” NOT!

5. Another member of the elite left initelligentsia said that the student illegals who were protesting had no choice, because they were born here and this is the only country they’ve ever known. Then ’splain to me, why weren’t they waving the American flag?

6. I never said Jews were in bed with the Mexicans! Put your glasses back on. You obviously didn’t read the piece from La Aztlan that said “Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villagairosa, a Los Angeles Unified School District victim himself before he turned his life around, is already undertaking a bold moved to wrestle control of the district from a Jewish dominated school board and a White superintendent that are just fleecing the schools of much needed funds. School board Jews like Julie Korenstein, Marlene Canter, David Tokofsky, Jon Lauritzen and Mike Lansing are just enriching themselves and their cronies through crooked deals involving school construction projects, and contracts with so called consultants and vendors.” From what that movement stated, they HATE the Jews! It’s obvious you read one or two lines of my post before you opined.

7. And yes, this is EXACTLY about “engendernig electoral support” of the Latino communities - but not the way you implied. That’s the ROOT of this whole problem! Our politicians care too damn much about what the illegals and their supporters think or for whom they would vote - they need to be working for the people who voted them INTO office! Before you comment again, I know exactly what you’re going to imply, and to that I say this: It has also been shown that LEGAL immigrants, not just from other countries, but also from MEXICO ” tend to favor more restrictive immigration policies.” They are a smear to the people who have spent laborious time, effort and energy into doing just that - becoming legal citizens of the United States of America.

Well, thanks to all of the Kos Kids who came out (figuratively speaking) to voice their opinions. Do you all have some kind of weird aversion to using both upper AND lower case letters in sentence formation? Oh, well, thanks anyway.

Lastly, I want to end this by saying that I’m HONORED to be even remotely compared to Ann Coulter. If that’s how you all feel about me…well, then - I have arrived!

Also seen at Cao’s Blog, Stop the ACLU, Expose the Left, RightWingNews, Real Teen, Jo’s Cafe, Euphoric Reality, Amy Proctor’s place, Death to the ACLU, and Ace of Spades.

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